Sophisticated as hell.

Hey. Any of you up for a movie?

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:03:08 -0500

Hey. Any of you up for a movie?

Almond is me.

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:04:49 -0500

Almond is me.

awokenprince: trenchanttennin: Eh. Not much. The name’s Rose Strider. How’s tricks? Sup, you can...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:45:59 -0500

awokenprince:

trenchanttennin:

Eh. Not much.

The name’s Rose Strider. How’s tricks?

Sup, you can call me D or Dirk or whatever you fancy.

Tricks are good I guess? I mean, I’m not playing any, both literally and symbolic, but if you’re asking me what’s up, then nothing much.

That last one was what I was asking, yes.

Nice to meet you, Dirk.

awokenprince: trenchanttennin started following you Well sup there miss. Eh. Not much. The...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:36:00 -0500

awokenprince:

trenchanttennin started following you

Well sup there miss.

Eh. Not much.

The name’s Rose Strider. How’s tricks?

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:24:34 -0500

redredstrider: trenchanttennin: Oh, you’re perfectly right, but when you’re expecting to beat the...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:19:49 -0500

redredstrider:

trenchanttennin:

Oh, you’re perfectly right, but when you’re expecting to beat the ever loving crap out of an ex, it adds to their humiliation. Just think how perfect it is, beating one of the manliest men in the state up with a flowy skirt and a pink softball bat. No one will let him live it down.

Just wait till you get to college, kiddo. Balancing work, class and homework is hell. But yeah, that’s damn stupid of them. Did you at least win?

Conceivably, yeah, but that’s assumin’ the ex would be a dude-

…

Yeah, ok, figure that’s somethin’ that would have come up sooner or later anyway. Still, props for your badassery, though I can’t say I’m surprised by it, you know?

Nah, unfortunately he’s a tool and I’m a lowly high schooler. I’m just waitin’ until next year, where I’ll be in college and able to take Mandarin, finally. For now, I gotta be satisfied with what’s available

Eh, it’s not supposed to be a surprise for anyone but him, really.

Damn. Give him a bit of hell.

Mandarin is pretty fun, but the necessary free time for it is kind of hard to come by, to be honest.

Atta girl.

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:07:00 -0500

Atta girl.

kindaaadrunk started following you

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:05:11 -0500

kindaaadrunk:

trenchanttennin:

Christ. You look like Dave.

Anyway, hey. How’s tricks?

thy’re for kids lmao

my name’s ronan lalonde btw

*rona

*ronan sounds liek an anime

Clever.

Nice to meet you, Rona. Rose Strider, at your service.

And you’re right, it does.

redredstrider: trenchanttennin: Comfy, casual, concealing, and it throws people off. Not a lot,...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:04:23 -0500

redredstrider:

trenchanttennin:

Comfy, casual, concealing, and it throws people off.

Not a lot, sugar. Work is hell, school is hell and some dude was on the corner already preaching about the expected 2012 disaster.

How about you? Gotta say, you’re the first other Rose Strider I’ve ever met.

Yeah, I’ve noticed we’re a pretty rare breed, though I’m thinkin’ that only appreciates our value

I dunno, though, I’ve just always found that nothing really beats the comfort and utility of a pair of black jeans. That’s just me, though.

I feel you on the school asshattery. I got in an argument with the vice principal ‘cause she didn’t want to let me drop physics for my third foreign language. I still maintain that that’s some bullshit.

Oh, you’re perfectly right, but when you’re expecting to beat the ever loving crap out of an ex, it adds to their humiliation. Just think how perfect it is, beating one of the manliest men in the state up with a flowy skirt and a pink softball bat. No one will let him live it down.

Just wait till you get to college, kiddo. Balancing work, class and homework is hell. But yeah, that’s damn stupid of them. Did you at least win?

kindaaadrunk started following you

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 13:56:41 -0500

Christ. You look like Dave.

Anyway, hey. How’s tricks?

redredstrider: trenchanttennin started following you The hell are you doing wearin’ a skirt? ...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 13:55:50 -0500

redredstrider:

trenchanttennin started following you

The hell are you doing wearin’ a skirt? Hahaha, this is new

Anyway, what’s up with you, dearest alternate?

Comfy, casual, concealing, and it throws people off.

Not a lot, sugar. Work is hell, school is hell and some dude was on the corner already preaching about the expected 2012 disaster.

How about you? Gotta say, you’re the first other Rose Strider I’ve ever met.

Oh. Hey. Sup.

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 13:46:48 -0500

Oh. Hey.

Sup.

8astardspider: me [[gpoy]]

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:14:59 -0500

8astardspider:

me

[[gpoy]]

>David: When you come home your... friend pretends to be dead

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:58:08 -0500

theanthropicgrimoire:

trenchanttennin:

You grin slyly.

“The dead can take care of their own. Still, I think I may have taken a bit too much out of Harley’s and Egbert’s books, hmm?”

You wrap your arms around him, unapologetic about any fake blood that may get on his clothes- that’s what the washing machine is for, after all. ‘Sides. He was a big boy, he could deal with getting a little dirty.

You sigh, and kiss her forehead. “Don’t scare me like that again, okay? Heavens forbid it triggers grimdark.”

You pick her up and carry her to the couch, setting her down and sitting next to her, relaxing.

“I make no promises about pretending to be dead in the living room. Anywhere else and you can be panic.”

You make the “scouts honor” gesture and lean against him, making note that you should clean up soon. You’d hate to stain anything… Actually no you wouldn’t, you’d be pretty cool with that.

You did have fun planning this. It relieved a bit of stress, took work and school and Troy off your mind.

>David: When you come home your... friend pretends to be dead

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:51:09 -0500

theanthropicgrimoire:

You unlock the door to your house, and step in— looking around. “Hello? I’m home…” You walk to the counter— but then you see her and drop everything. You rush to her, and pick her up. Oh god— oh god, what if— no, you both defeated him. You pull her into your arms.

“ROSE?! ROSE ARE YOU OKAY?”

Totally a rational way to react. Screaming at a corpse. You then realize something— the cuts on her face are fake… You pull the sword from her chest and you huff, smiling.

“I hope you know I’m not responsible for the dead.”

You grin slyly.

“The dead can take care of their own. Still, I think I may have taken a bit too much out of Harley’s and Egbert’s books, hmm?”

You wrap your arms around him, unapologetic about any fake blood that may get on his clothes- that’s what the washing machine is for, after all. ‘Sides. He was a big boy, he could deal with getting a little dirty.

>David: When you come home your... friend pretends to be dead

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:19:46 -0500

You are not David! You are Rosalie. And you can’t help but snicker when you pull of the finishing touches. You’re not sure when he’ll finally come home but hell, you’re going to have fun. You’re sick of all the stress that your ex is causing you just by being in town and you’re gonna live a little!

By which you mean you have finished applying the fake blood and make-up. Anyone would think you were really dead. You glance down at your handy-work proudly. A fake but realistic sword, modded and altered to look like it was run through your stomach- having it look like it was sticking out of your chest hit a bit too close to home- and you even added a few additional cuts to your face, arms and torso. Very good work, in your unprofessional opinion.

You lay down on your side in the hall when you hear someone approaching the door.

turntabletrickster: aradiatime: catnipaddict: :33 <...

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:40:29 -0500

turntabletrickster:

aradiatime:

catnipaddict:

:33 < kawaiiaddict

kawaiitime

kawaiitrickster

Kawaiitenin.

It’s hilarious for reasons that are obvious to anyone with a grasp of the Japanese language.

Photo

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:26:55 -0500

I just got the most wonderful, awful idea. Be right back, I need to find some fake blood.

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 13:52:50 -0500

I just got the most wonderful, awful idea.

Be right back, I need to find some fake blood.

Holidays. Are. Hell.

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:22:15 -0500

Holidays.

Are.

Hell.