Hey. Any of you up for a movie?
Eh. Not much.
The name’s Rose Strider. How’s tricks?
Sup, you can call me D or Dirk or whatever you fancy.
Tricks are good I guess? I mean, I’m not playing any, both literally and symbolic, but if you’re asking me what’s up, then nothing much.
That last one was what I was asking, yes.
Nice to meet you, Dirk.
trenchanttennin started following you
Well sup there miss.
Eh. Not much.
The name’s Rose Strider. How’s tricks?
Oh, you’re perfectly right, but when you’re expecting to beat the ever loving crap out of an ex, it adds to their humiliation. Just think how perfect it is, beating one of the manliest men in the state up with a flowy skirt and a pink softball bat. No one will let him live it down.
Just wait till you get to college, kiddo. Balancing work, class and homework is hell. But yeah, that’s damn stupid of them. Did you at least win?
Conceivably, yeah, but that’s assumin’ the ex would be a dude-
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Yeah, ok, figure that’s somethin’ that would have come up sooner or later anyway. Still, props for your badassery, though I can’t say I’m surprised by it, you know?
Nah, unfortunately he’s a tool and I’m a lowly high schooler. I’m just waitin’ until next year, where I’ll be in college and able to take Mandarin, finally. For now, I gotta be satisfied with what’s available
Eh, it’s not supposed to be a surprise for anyone but him, really.
Damn. Give him a bit of hell.
Mandarin is pretty fun, but the necessary free time for it is kind of hard to come by, to be honest.
Christ. You look like Dave.
Anyway, hey. How’s tricks?
thy’re for kids lmao
my name’s ronan lalonde btw
*rona
*ronan sounds liek an anime
Clever.
Nice to meet you, Rona. Rose Strider, at your service.
And you’re right, it does.
Comfy, casual, concealing, and it throws people off.
Not a lot, sugar. Work is hell, school is hell and some dude was on the corner already preaching about the expected 2012 disaster.
How about you? Gotta say, you’re the first other Rose Strider I’ve ever met.
Yeah, I’ve noticed we’re a pretty rare breed, though I’m thinkin’ that only appreciates our value
I dunno, though, I’ve just always found that nothing really beats the comfort and utility of a pair of black jeans. That’s just me, though.
I feel you on the school asshattery. I got in an argument with the vice principal ‘cause she didn’t want to let me drop physics for my third foreign language. I still maintain that that’s some bullshit.
Oh, you’re perfectly right, but when you’re expecting to beat the ever loving crap out of an ex, it adds to their humiliation. Just think how perfect it is, beating one of the manliest men in the state up with a flowy skirt and a pink softball bat. No one will let him live it down.
Just wait till you get to college, kiddo. Balancing work, class and homework is hell. But yeah, that’s damn stupid of them. Did you at least win?

